Below are the 18 most recent journal entries.

	2004.08.01  11.54 um... so, today i have a party to go to for joseph salvator levinson, who is being christened. i seriously doubt i spelled that right. i went to a party yesterday... it was incredibly boring. then i babysat for megan and robert *twitches* and, as always, robert refuses to go to bed. so hes screaming that hes not gonna go to bed and i can't make him and megan's complaining she can't go to bed because robert's screaming and im trying not to have a coniption *eleven* and so on and so forth. i started getting them in bed at ten, they were not asleep til eleven thirty. i got twenty bucks though... i should charge extra for them. well... im gonna go now... Mood: calm Music: *The Squirrel Song* as sung by Kristen and Nikki

	2004.07.16  15.47 um... my life has become very uneventful... and i have found that in times of extreme boredom i tend to turn to the internet for help. ahh, yes, the internet...currently i am making a video called *my life through the eyes of me*, no, it's not the eyes of u, so u can just fuck off. errr... sry about that... that was the goldfish again...shift shift... currently my video contains my pig named pig story, my dogs, and a cooking show...cuz im just that cool. the smoothies were actually preeetty damn good, if i do say so myself. but they did hurt my tongue a little... such is life. well, that's really all.... so go away or perish u damned bipeds! mwahahahahaha!... sry... goldfish... u know how it is... Mood: cheerful Music: *there's a hole in the bottom of the sea*...don't ask

	2004.07.09  20.41 so bored...*dies of boredom... or of fork wounds* yeah... im bored... today i went to the beach with my mommy and my daddy and some people claiming to be my siblings. i got sunburn on my face... just my face. i found a hermit crab and named it (what else?) azriphale. i think my brother killed it when he chucked at a rock though. i told him mi would brutally murder him in his sleep... so i got yelled at. he told me i can't die... apparantly i don't have a soul... then we got pizza...and then candy... and then icecream... *i like food*... we then came home. IM BORED! HELP! SO BORED! *GRABS FORK* Mood: bored Music: *Bitch is Back* Elton John

	2004.07.01  17.03 umm...er...it's not really important what the subject is, right? TODAY: i went to the beach with my family and brennan. kelly came too. there were hot skater guys there. (woot) there was also this fat guy in short shorts, which was really scary. when i was eating lunch this seagull came down and ate half of my sandwich, and i was all *u did not just take my sandwich*, then another one came down and ate the other half. THEY STOLE IT OUT OF MY HANDS! damn birds. i would have starved *not really* if i hadn't had my potatoe chips. i was stupid enough to drop one though, and another seagull came down and narrowly missed my foot and ate the chip. another one was following it, but must have had horrible aim, because it flew into the back of my head. *grr* then we ate icecream and bought salt water taffies. the end. OTHER: OUAP is so fun. *can i see ur pony?* i have yet to learn how to cackle though. it just never occured to me that i might want to learn that sort of thing... some of the people scare me though... but not too much XD. that's really all... umm...er...eh...bye? Mood: sleepy Music: i don't really have one today...

	2004.06.19  20.43 i don't have a subject at the moment, and i can't seem to find one, but if i do, ill let u know TODAY: first kelly came over and i told her about my totally weirded out dream i had, yes, worse than the harry potter hanging from the ceiling by his feet one, and it rivals the eliza thornberrry and justin timberlake one. currently though, i do not feel like describing it so u will just have to ask me if u really want to know. AND THEN: i went over stacy's to go to her eighth grade graduation thingy. there was food *i like food*... there were also people...but mostly food... stacy go this trampoline for 100 bucks at a yard sale *can n e body say, nikki why in the name of all that is bubble gum did u go on it? because, if u did, then i could say, can u say "nikki's an idiot who watches too much british television and now currently has a twisted ankle* n e way, for my graduation gift from my grandma i got a "happy birthday" card and fifty bucks.... *happy birthday?* i simply don't question things when there is money involved. IN GENERAL: so far the summer has been all blah *and that would be sucking* i went to the swimm club once and didn't actually do very much swimming because i went with kelly...*not exactly living up to her zodiac sign*...besides that i tried excersising but my dog *great dane mix* thinks that when i do crunches she has to sit on me... *smart animal* i want to go to the shore, mostly because of boardwalk pizza though. stacy should teach me how to surf, but then again it'd just end up in another visit to the emergency room... that's really all for now... yeah... Mood: tired Music: *Changes* David Bowie

	2004.06.07  16.25 Bonjour mi amigos Were u aware that i am an introvert??? well, contrary to popular belief *coughs* *kristen* it's 100% true, maybe even 105% true. FIRST off, i get pissy when around too many people for too long. i also do not enjoy too many things going on at once. i love my alone time. i feel i need to know as much as i can about a subject before i am ready to talk about it...or else i go blank. i also cannot think and talk at the same time or it comes out wrong, u could ask kelly about that, as she has already told me this. i can also get irritated by extroverts. did u know that only 75% of the people in the world are introverts? that means only 1 in 3 people. n e way... many people just think im weird, i really don't think they could care less. Mood: mellow Music: *Hallucinating Pluto* The B52's

	2004.06.04  17.19 and this is where the subject would normally go the noise! noise! *salesperson voice* yes, that irritating clanging noise caused by a finger repeatedly *twitches* tapping a soda can...pepsi vanilla....well now there's new...*changes channel* *jeopardy* *doo do dooo do do...* *throws remote at tv* *eats icecream, with a side of jellyfish* yes, that is exactly how my day went...*shift, shift* ~May there always be a wocket in ur pocket~ me Mood: crazy Music: *Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer*

	2004.05.28  19.40 bike riding bike riding... in the woods. not exactly the sport for me, of all people, to take up on a boring friday afternoon, but, as usual, the common sense that i seem to lack terribly did not kick in. it should have, though. i mean im the person that got hit by a dime and fell over... so im riding, then there's the mud. uh duh, it just rained, something in my head tells me. the voice is annoying though, like the announcer on slugfest, so i ignore it. then i fall, in the mud. then i get up, and i ride. and i ride like there's no tomorrow, like there's a giant frog named george chasing me while whistling the theme song to spongebob. well, the point is, i was going as fast as my legs could carry me. and then the "ramp". the ramp that im usually fine with, the ramp that i have mastered, the dirt ramp that some dipstick carved a whole in front of just small enough so u can't see it from the front, but just big enough to catch ur wheel. and, of course, it does. i flipped and slide and my bike balanced for a second, and in that second all i could think was, damn! i wish i had a video camera. then my bike fell. BOOM! on my back. bruises, twisted, ankle, sratches, and dirt like u wouldn't believe now covered me. so, i went home and took a shower. THE END. wheeeeeee! yeah, so it was a tad anticlimactic, but who cares. Mood: exhausted Music: *Rock Lobster* The B52's

	2004.05.27  19.53 i don't even know hi.................................................*falls asleep*.... *horn*........ whoa! sry... i even lose interest in my own one conversations with myself which is like having a conversation with u, but i can't actually see u. I KNOW UR OUT THERE DAMMIT! telekenisis...*pokes self in head* u know, im glad we live in a world where people don't judge u by the color of ur spleen... they don't do they? damn! i knew it! mine, by the way, is a sort of orangish purplish green color... yeppers. *sways* *thinks of something to say* *random twitch* OMIGOD! ITS THE GOLDFISH! NO!!!! ITS SUCKING *slurping noise* MY BRAIN *slurp* FROM THE *slurp, this time with a gurgle thrown in for good measure* INSIDE! ... well, now that that's off my chest... by the way, i think the evil goldfish needs a name... not azriphale... not crowly... not zaphod... not ford... im leanin towards arthur... yeah, arthur. THIS IS UR MOMENT, ARTHUR PEWETY! sry... couldn't resist... *MONTY PYTHON* Mood: awake Music: *Private Idaho* The B52's

	2004.05.19  20.23 i r annoyed... grrr so... here's the scoop.... i cannot believe i just typed that... aaah! kk... im done now.. THE BUS: Besides the sudden revelation that mrs. lean is probably an extreme alcoholic... *coughs* devon, kelly.... the only thing that happened on the bus was me being extremely annoyed by a certain somebody that jo jo probably knows who it is *cough, cough, shift, shift* somebody: *i hate the bus* me: *i couldn't care less* somebody: *nobody cares!* me: *that was my point, *graham chapman* jesus christ! and then she talks to sixth graders, then yells at me for talking to n e body else, then talks about how annoying sixth graders are, then eats her breakfast, then has no mints... *coughs**breath... aaah!* so then i sing elton john, david bowie, b-52's, billy joel, the doors *which are, by the way, a really good band *coughs* ryan!* or n e thing else currently stuck in my head. hah! revenge is sweet, especially when u get to annoy more than one person at a time... mwahahahahaha... i believe allie isn't do for more annoyance until tomorrow though, so im going to stop telling her to comment... lol... Mood: bouncy Music: *The spaghetti song*

	2004.05.18  16.02 how sad it is... not really :) okay... my life... let's evaluate: 1. I'm currently wearing a spongebob shirt. 2. In my spare time i do accents. 3. I have more than 5 personalities. 4. I'm currently listening to a song entitled "Bicycle". 5. I'm wearing nail polish from Canada. 6. I almost painted the table in art class and didn't realize it, until i saw that my canvas wasn't there because Ryan hid it. 7. When showing the fifth graders our school, they referred to me as "dylan's sister" and five asked if dylan had abducted by aliens... to which i answered "yeah, and me too." 8. When i walked into a sixth grade classroom today, somebody shouted "look its the girl with voices" and they all looked up. 9. Peg thinks my swim coach is hot. 10. I'm best friends with an imaginary dog named seabiscut, and kelly gallagher... 11. I had a conversation with Mr. Townley about *Monty Python*, and some other bands. 12. Even worse, i had conversation with FIMBEL... 13. I'm already on number thirteen.... 14. I'm currently painting a picture of a flying pig in art class... which, coincidentally, is NOT a sign of Christmas. 15.9 out of every 10 people say im weird. 16. I almost have telekenisis.... *taps self on head*... *coughs* mariessa... 17. My favorite name is Azriphale... don't ask... if you do, don't ask me, ask kelly or danielle. 18. My mom sings "God save the Queen". 19. My art teacher crushes my creativity. 20. BUSH IS PRESIDENT. AND THAT, my friends, IS WHY THE WORLD'S GOING TO HELL. Mood: weird Music: *Space Oddity* David Bowie

	2004.04.25  12.39 i'd tell u if i knew yesterday started off with a mcdonald's breakfast, bing and bong, and a song. sings *My mom's got a lion on her head, my mom's got a lion on her head, my mom's got a lion on her head and she keeps it there all day... What does a lion say?...*varioius roars*... i've got a cat on my head, i've got a cat on my head, i've got a cat on my head, and i keep it there all day... What does a cat say?...*meows*... My sisters got an octopus on her head...*... u get the general idea. so then i go and wait for an hour and 14 minutes while the lady that's supposed to take my sisters communion pictures has car trouble. LATER... i went shopping with my mom... home depot, then the party store, then famous footwear. i got orange chuckies! go me! then i went over kelly's, and her mom was generally disguted by the clashing of my shoes and everything else i had on. TODAY~ started off with me yelling *i'm sparticus* and jill mimicking me... it then went on to me taking a shower, more bing and bong, and a song about spaghetti, which is just too odd to sing... plus i don't remember the words. i then ate pizza and played pirates with my sisters, all except for dylan, and my dog. my dog jumped on my back and i plunged into a pile of dirt. my chuckies are... not all orange anymore... but the spider man shoelaces i have in my hair remain intact. go me!!! well im gonna go now Mood: chipper Music: *My mom's got a lion on her head*

	2004.04.23  19.16 SPRING! it seems as though spring has finally, well,sprung. IT'S WARM OUTSIDE!!! now that that's out of my system.... kelly came over today... big surprise. we played volleyball and listened to music and such. ~VOLLEYBALL STORY~ So, we're playin volleyball and kelly "serves" *coughs* so i pull a james bond and dive for the volleyball, about two minutes too soon. so, of course, i completely miss and land on my arm weird, and my finger turns back, and the volleyball comes down and hits me. it was like the whole game of volleyball was trying to get me to die, because i have, in one sense of the word, killed it. of course this left my hand a really quite pretty color blueish black. i am a genius. Mood: geeky Music: *Bohemian Raphsody* Queen

	2004.04.21  16.05 Today is today today is, coincidentally, today... oh, guess what! give up? really? r u really really really really really really really really really really *breath* really really really really sure u give up? okay, im in allie's music video, which, coincidentally, isn't important enough to use that many "really"s. i will probably be fined by whoever runs that department in a number of days. *sighs*, this would have never happened in germany. oh well. and now for a song... bicycle bicycle bicycle i want to ride my BICYCLE... and now the song is done look the lyrics up on google if u want the whole song. its not my dutie to give out lyrics damn it! so go on, u pansie, go now! Mood: bouncy Music: *Bicycle* Queen

	2004.04.12  18.47 Rain it's everywhere, rain, rain, where's the spring? I know,I know *April showers...* well, i got a train cd and a *QUEEN* cd... "ready freddie"- ha, his name is freddie mercury... shut up! i'm easily amused... back to rain, it's clear, wettish, acid, and such... well im out, school tomorrow... that sux. c ya Mood: blah Music: i don't have one today, so there

	2004.04.08  11.28 Bored So, it's the first day of spring break and i swear i'm already looking for the fork. So bored, can't stand it. Oh, some good news though. My mother called the spca on denise (who's name coincidentaly rhymes with obese) because she was throwing rocks and trying to poison my dogs, so then she got really pissed because of the officer who was like screaming at her. Denise then went over to brennan's house and was like screaming at brian because she said that brennan threw the rocks at the dog, which he wouldn't do 'cause he's my homedog, plus my mom saw denise and brad throw the rocks at my dog. then she said something about brennan telling brad that dylan caught brad throwing the rocks at the dog, which isn't true, because i caught him and came out and was like, what you doin, boy? and he got scared and went inside. So bored. kelly's over her pyscho grandma's, who doesn't let her off the front steps... kelly's stairs pulled a jackie-chan on me and i twisted my ankle yesterday. grrrrr.... i always knew they had something against me. well, i gotta go, it sounds like my mother is waltzing with my dog to the tune of rock lobster again.... and they wonder why i have problems.... Mood: bored Music: *Your Song* Elton John

	2004.03.31  16.37 I fear spandex Okay, it's bad enough she's big as a whale, but does she have to wear spandex too?!? Grr.... okay, first she throws rocks at my dog, then she tries to poisen her... how extremely neighborly. so i blared *Queen* and she went in her house manically ranting. then my mom got in a fight with her yesterday. my mom went out to get the dog and denise said *fuck u* out the window and my mom started barking to get the dog to bark at her. and then denise was like on the phone and such (probably to the cops about the barking dog) and she's like *why do u do this to me?* my moms like *go inside denise, go take ur medication, and just leave me alone* and then denise is like *leave u alone? ur always doin stuff to us* and my mom's like *UR DILLUSIONAL* and denise is like *u sing opera at 8 in the morning* my moms was like *that was 6 in the evening, hun* and then denise is like shouting about nothing in particular, hanging out her window (how she fit i haven't the slightest clue, but she looked like a stuffed sausage) and my mom's like *stick your ugly face in your house* and denise is still yelling and my mom's like *stick your fat feet in your mouth because they're the only things big enough to clog it* and then she shut the door and denise is like goin on this manic rant and tryin to get unstuck from the window at the same time. good times... good times... these are the things ill never forget.. my obese neighbor with really bad hair, spandex shorts, and pink slippers, kissing her 14 year old son at the bus stop. oh, he still sleeps with her... kinda makes u twitch, don't it? Mood: pissed off Music: *Death on Two Legs* Queen

	2004.03.28  13.57 Eggs SOOO, my mom hosts this easter egg hunt every year at my house. that means random herds of little kids and kelly stampeding you and asking you to help them look. *sighs* its not that hard. the eggs (as some say los huevos) are not even hidden. they are simply thrown about the yard in an intricate pattern that does not actually exist. thats okay though, as long as i get my junior mints, half of which i generously gave to kelly due to her lack of keen junior mint tracking abilities. then we watched monty python in japanese with american subtitles. as a wise friend once said, *to explain monty python u must first have mastered the art of explaining the origin of any given rock to a group of first graders* and kelly must understand that if she wishes to write that she can do it on her own time and journal. so there. the evil goldfish under my bed has not taken over my brain for the past two days, unless i didn't realize it because of his fishy powers. like the power to swim upstream? no, wrong fish. *cough, cough* joe. Use of this journal WILL NOT result in favorable treatment. Seat Belts Save Lives. Please Send Your Check Now. Mood: apathetic Music: *Planet Claire* B52's